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Jokes (literally all kinds - view thread at own risk)

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Post by Speed_Of_Pain on Thu Apr 03, 2014 10:17 pm

I know that it sounds like BS... and it probably is BS  Rolling Eyes   
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anyway I already posted this in clan chat earlier. This is why we can't have nice things...
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Post by DerpyHooves on Fri Apr 04, 2014 6:53 am



And if this made you lol then....


We shall fly there together :3

Speed_Of_Pain wrote:I know that it sounds like BS... and it probably is BS Rolling Eyes
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anyway I already posted this in clan chat earlier. This is why we can't have nice things...

Wo, wo, wo, hold steady playa, moonbutt be too old for you dawg. Well, least they'll have a STABLE relationship if he scores.
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Post by Abaddon on Wed Jul 16, 2014 8:17 am



What do you call somebody with no body and just a nose?
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Nobody knows!

What do you call a dog magician?
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A labracadabrador.

Why should you not write with a dull pencil?
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Because it's pointless.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?
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I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.

Where does the devil learn coding?
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HTM-hell.

What did Mario say when he broke up with Princess Peach?
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It's not you, it's a-me, Mario!

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?
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Tentacles!

Why does Waldo wear a striped shirt?
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Because he doesn't want to be spotted!
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Post by MelonChaser on Wed Jul 16, 2014 1:38 pm

Why did the farmer cross the road?

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Because his penis was stuck in the chicken.
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Post by Twilight_Sparkle on Wed Jul 16, 2014 5:13 pm

MelonChaser wrote:Why did the farmer cross the road?

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Because his penis was stuck in the chicken.

 well, duh! 
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Post by Abaddon on Fri Jul 18, 2014 9:03 am

Abaddon wrote:

[snip]
[cont...]

How does Moses make his tea?
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Hebrews it.

What do you call two guys from Mexico playing basketball?
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Juan on Juan!

What does a vegan zombie crave?
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Grains.

Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?
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She had a litter of mittens.

What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
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"Chewie."

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
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"Where’s Popcorn?"

Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
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Because he ate his food before it was cool.

How do you make holy water?
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You boil the hell out of it.

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
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He was trying to make ends meet!

What did the blind man say after being handed a cheese grater?
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"That's the most violent book I've ever read."

What do you call a computer that sings?
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A Dell.

How does a snowboarder introduce himself?
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"...Sorry, dude..."

What does Batman put in his drinks?
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Just ice.

What's a cat's favorite button on the tv remote?
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Paws.

What did the ambitious wig say?
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I want to get a head.

Why did the cyclops close his school?
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Because he only had one pupil.

A man went to the zoo.
All they had to exhibit was a dog. It was a shih tzu.

A friend of mine died recently after drinking a gallon of varnish.
It was an horrible end, but a lovely finish.
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